Why Hillary won't win ...
Ok, why she may possibly not win anyway. I'm not writing off the Clintonses... they've got some evil devil powers and dark magic. Hillary reminds me of the voodoo woman with the wooden leg who kills Harry Dean Stanton in David Lynch's "Wild at Heart."
But Hillary just isn't cool. And Obama is pretty much the coolest dude ever. Compare these two photos from their youths:
Obama: cool. Hillary: nerd city. I know there is this geek chic thing happening. But in order to overcome your nerdyness, you need to do something excellent. Like invent the iPod, start a band called Devo, or dance like Napolean Dynamite.
This isn't going to cut it:
Hillary's like this midwestern mom who picks out the worst clothes when she drags her kids shopping, all the while referring to them as being "sharp."
Obama is the guy who is like, "dude, don't go shopping with your mom, lets smoke this joint, walk around the supermarket with our johnsons hanging out, hit on some cougars, shoplift beer and junk food and inhale all the nitrous oxide out of the whipped cream dispensers. Who is with me!!!"
This isn't going to cut it:
Hillary's like this midwestern mom who picks out the worst clothes when she drags her kids shopping, all the while referring to them as being "sharp."
Obama is the guy who is like, "dude, don't go shopping with your mom, lets smoke this joint, walk around the supermarket with our johnsons hanging out, hit on some cougars, shoplift beer and junk food and inhale all the nitrous oxide out of the whipped cream dispensers. Who is with me!!!"
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