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moving my blog

nobody@vox.com(Grossy) — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:25:52 -0700

I'm moving over to Tumblr, at least temporarily. http://nomads.tumblr.com: rss feed: http://nomads.tumblr.com/rss or follow me on twitter: http://twitter.com/grossy

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The people you see in Upstate New York rest stops

nobody@vox.com(Grossy) — Mon, 19 May 2008 08:16:11 -0700

There are some amazingly weird people out there... No way you'd see people this weird in the hipper parts of Manhattan or Brooklyn -- this is upstate weird; detached form reality in a scary/awesome way weird. Middle aged people originally from ...

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Who said the Navy is gay?

nobody@vox.com(Grossy) — Fri, 16 May 2008 13:22:36 -0700

Yesterday Naval Academy "Plebes" attempted to scale a 21-foot-tall, lubed up obelisk. There is nothing homo-erotic about this, these young, virile, greased up young men working as a team to conquer this hard, slippery, historical erection, I can a...

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Keith Moonie

nobody@vox.com(Grossy) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:20:25 -0700

Credit Angus with this =0

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Unintentional spam poetry

nobody@vox.com(Grossy) — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:05:28 -0700

"The face of a man is usually an open book to most women. They can read practically anything in our faces. I’ve known ladies who could tell the size of my penis, bank account and the status of my sex life by taking only one look at me. Of cours...

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Why Hillary won't win ...

nobody@vox.com(Grossy) — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 14:09:22 -0800

Ok, why she may possibly not win anyway. I'm not writing off the Clintonses... they've got some evil devil powers and dark magic. Hillary reminds me of the voodoo woman with the wooden leg who kills Harry Dean Stanton in David Lynch's "Wild at Hea...

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New Hampshire Primary night! Oh what a night!

nobody@vox.com(Grossy) — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:41:37 -0800

And what a night it was. Was it Hillary's debate performance that led to her come-from-behind victory, or was it her tear-filled emotional outburst? Why does New Hampshire appear to be the only state that has a big boner for John McCain? Let us n...

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@#$#$^% Monday.

nobody@vox.com(Grossy) — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:31:57 -0800

It's amazing to what degree cheap plastic deli spoons have a propensity for drawing blood. Who invented these things, Pinhead? Seriously, they're razor sharp. Prostiitutes smuggle them into the pen in their vages to cut disrespecting hos. Anyway,...

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Silent Library

nobody@vox.com(Grossy) — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 14:07:00 -0800

Some of you may have seen this already. I just stumbled upon it. One of the funniest things I've seen in while. It's a Japanese gameshow where a group of contestants must each draw straws to have something horrible happen to them. But since they'r...

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NYC helps directionally challenged straphangers

nobody@vox.com(Grossy) — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 14:58:40 -0700

Anybody who knows me knows that I am a bit directionally challenged. After 10 years in NYC I just recently had a major breakthrough where I finally can conceptually understand whatsubway exit signs such as "3rd Avenue South East Corner," for exa...

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