2 posts tagged “barack obama”
Ok, why she may possibly not win anyway. I'm not writing off the Clintonses... they've got some evil devil powers and dark magic. Hillary reminds me of the voodoo woman with the wooden leg who kills Harry Dean Stanton in David Lynch's "Wild at Heart."
But Hillary just isn't cool. And Obama is pretty much the coolest dude ever. Compare these two photos from their youths:
This isn't going to cut it:
Hillary's like this midwestern mom who picks out the worst clothes when she drags her kids shopping, all the while referring to them as being "sharp."
Obama is the guy who is like, "dude, don't go shopping with your mom, lets smoke this joint, walk around the supermarket with our johnsons hanging out, hit on some cougars, shoplift beer and junk food and inhale all the nitrous oxide out of the whipped cream dispensers. Who is with me!!!"
And what a night it was. Was it Hillary's debate performance that led to her come-from-behind victory, or was it her tear-filled emotional outburst? Why does New Hampshire appear to be the only state that has a big boner for John McCain?
Let us not take the time and energy to discourse what this primary means for the candidates and our nation. Instead, lets steal a bunch of photos from the NYT and give them funny captions. That's what blogs are for!
