2 posts tagged “new york”
Anybody who knows me knows that I am a bit directionally challenged. After 10 years in NYC I just recently had a major breakthrough where I finally can conceptually understand whatsubway exit signs such as "3rd Avenue South East Corner," for example, mean. Fortunately I now no longer have to think at all. The DOT is unveiling new directional decals at subway exits.
Getting off the subway,
completely disoriented, and having to squint to read street signs in
each direction, or worse, walking in the wrong
direction for a block, well those days are over sister. The decals will
appear in midtown, and look quite nice. Thanks to streetsblog for the tip.
Why indeed. I'm curious as to how the dog shat on his door, as opposed to in front of it. That's impressive. That's totally, like, some trick the owner taught his dog, just to be a dick. The owner goes "Shit Door," kind of like Chopper's "Sick Balls" from Stand by Me. In any case, the owner of the shitted-on door marched upstairs and created an angry sign of protest:
Bad motherfucker of the week ... this guy looks like the love child of an orgy between members of The Revolution, NWA, and The Furious Five. I shall never be so cool ...
A look inside the inner workings of a Chase ATM machine. Only one machine was working due to this "maintenance." I had to wait for the only working machine. Then the lady in front of me withdrew all the money she had in $800 increments - that took an additional 10 minutes. If you withdraw more than the ATM limit, use a teller. Maybe she was being kidnapped, but whatever. I've got places to be:
