3 posts tagged “spam”
"The face of a man is usually an open book to most women.
They can read practically anything in our faces.
I’ve known ladies who could tell the size of my penis, bank account and the status of my sex life by taking only one look at me.
Of course, the look was followed by the lady’s departure in the opposite direction."
Wow.
FW: My boyfriend's shaft is too big for my mouth.
Dolls always hee-hawed at me and even gars did in the national water closet!
Well, now I whizgiggle at them, because I took M_E_G. ADI. K
for 5 months and now my cock is immensely best than average.
Able to live under the rule of law and they should be
dead, and conflict and abuse are spilling over the
protesting against the policies of Robert Mugabe's
court to appear in front of a panel of his subordinate
watched by about 300 onlookers outside the courtroom.
New regular segment. Some of the shit that comes attached to spam is downright brilliant. Here we will explore the accidental art of spam. Got examples? Send them my way. Here is some dramatic dialogue that came appended to some ads for penis enhancement pills:
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